shaboozle 

This can be done many ways. Telling someone you're only talking to them, when in all reality you have, like, at least 4 side pieces. Stealing, literally anything. Tricking someone into falling in love with you just to break their heart. Telling a guy (or multiple guys) you're pregnant so you can come up on $500, or keep him around longer to play more mind games with him. Blaming a fart on someone else. Eating someone else's french fries on the way home and/or giving them all the *butt* fries from Chick-fil-a then taking the better ones from their container. Going on a date just for a free meal. Pooping in a public bathroom and exclaiming, "wow, someone really stunk it up in here!" to others on the way out. Telling a guy you're putting your number in his phone then venmo-ing yourself $100. Recyling nudes/using ones from Google images. Going to a buffet and bringing a purse lined with ziploc bags. Oh, and of course, betting money on literally any other team against a Cowboys fan.

Wow dude, you're really trying to shaboozle me right now.
I'm trying to shaboozle this girl by telling her I'm only talking to her, LOL!

You tried to shaboozle me, but I shaboozled you first - and THAT is how. it's. done. *hair flip*

shaboozle by protect_ya_neck July 23, 2019

shaboozle 

in place of a curse word

I don't give a shaboozle!

shaboozle by princiepessa January 30, 2009

Shafozzle 

To break; smash or explode.

I want to shafozzle Donald Trump

Shafozzle by Donald Onald Murder January 26, 2021

scamboozle 

to take advantage of people when their judgment is impaired by alcohol

I seem to remember somebody pouring more birthday drinks, in an attempt to scamboozle me into the sac; but I don't think it worked.

scamboozle by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 24, 2012

Shamboozle

/SHamˈbo͞ozəl/

verb

INFORMAL
(1)
fool or cheat people into believing that atrocities of a poo-like nature haven't happened.

(2)
leave a giant dump on someone's doorstep as a form or revenge.

(1)
"Brian shamboozled the neighborhood boys into believing that there wasn't shit all over the street."

(2)
"I thought there was a spontaneous truckload of wet brownie mix that spilled all over my front lawn but it turns out I had just been shamboozled."

Shamboozle by Droppa Poo October 19, 2018

scamboozled 

A transitive verb defining a voter who believes a government official will keep election promises.

Hey Frank, those Pennsylvania residents who voted for Donald Trump certainly got scamboozled.

scamboozled by Big Popz March 27, 2017

shabockle 

Noun: A SFW alternative for "shit show"

(1) A mess of events, details, or plans usually caused by trying to organize 6 or more people

(2) A tangled process, usually leading one to say to themselves "what a fucking shit show"

Synonyms: Shit show, cluster fuck, fiasco, debacle

We're trying to get 6 friends together for a weekend at the cabin. You know how much of a shabockle that can be.

shabockle by agroots January 6, 2014