Shabnam phase

A phase when somebody decides to act, look, dress, or become TOO overly obsessed with Shabnam. Thinks that Shabnam knows them personally and decides to have almost EVERY PIECE OF SHABNAM MERCH THAT EVER EXISTED (including already owned items with Shabnam stuff on them.)

Person 1: Nah you had your Shabnam phase since what, 2018? GROW UP
Person 2: Noooo! heeeheeeheeeheeeheehaaaaheeee I’m gonna stay like this all dayyyyyy!1!!!1
Person 1: I’M GONNA BAN EVERY SINGLE SHABNAM SCRAP OFF YOU IN A INSTANT
Person 2: Whaaaaheeheheheheheheheheheeeee!
Person 1: Because it is UNHEALTHY via a bunch of academical STUDIES to be liking someone who DOESN’T KNOW YOU EXIST.
Person 2: Sheeeeee? Doesn’t know that I eXIST? mIIIIIIIIHHHEEEHEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEE!!
Person 1: Yes. You guys act like you know her when she probably knows about, what, 35% of you? STOP THIS RIGHT NOW.
Person 2: Nosy nos!
Person 1: Right……
*a day later*
Person 2: WHAT, NO SHABNAM, WHERE ARE MY DVDS, MY CDS, MY BOOKS, MY DOLLS, MY MAKEUP, MY BEDSPREAD??
Person 1: Took them away.
Person 2: Oh, I really WAS in my Shabnam phase. What has happened to me those 7 years ago.
Person 1: Good. Now have fun now that she has been blocked off this household.

by bcshabnamfan2002 October 23, 2025