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sexually ambiguous 

"Dan is a sexually ambiguous nerd."
sexually ambiguous by ineedhelp1012 February 22, 2017

Sexually Ambiguous 

Tankman: "Well, look who it is, it's your sexually ambiguous angry little friend."

sexually ambiguous 

Having a sexual orientation that is indeterminable by others.
Jan: Don't worry, bro. You'll find a girl some day.
John: Ok.
(later)
John: Dude, Jan thinks I'm totally straight.
Jack: Don't worry, you seem pretty gay to me with that coat on.
John: Ok.
(later)

John: I just don't understand. Why are people assuming I'm gay or straight based on my gender or my clothes?
God: Don't worry, son. It's ignorance and stereotypes. Everyone is sexually ambiguous until you check out their internet history, or unless you're me. Bi.

sexually ambiguous nerd 

A nerd who dates both sexes
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