Sexual Jedi 

A sexual jedi is a person who both possesses the uncanny ability to be a player (swordsman) but then be able to fuck-them-speechless. A sexual jedi must also have a high sperm count.

Friend-"Dude the Police are awesome!"
You-"Yeah I know""Sting is a sexual jedi!"

Sexual Jedi by Spanky746 December 19, 2009

sexual jedi 

a jedi that can pleasure a woman in under 5 sec.

basically all the jedis are sexual jedis

sexual jedi by young_Wetzle March 25, 2010

sexual jedi 

someone who has almost supernatural prowess in the sexual arts.

Jill" Did you hear about how good Ben was in the sack last night?
Amy" yeah he was good be he's no sexual jedi."

sexual jedi by azraelmike September 8, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008