Sexpd 

Sexpd is a police department that can arrest people that have sex if they don't do it right and is also a day when u and ur best drain can spoon without being juged

Cleary sexpd is defined like this
Shit were not spooning properly im going to jail

Sexpd by Funnyadult ki November 4, 2020

Sexpat 

Sexpats originate from all major Western countries, yet it has been noted that the English, Germans and Americans make up the vast majority of the vile men that are on the prowl for sex in Southeast Asia. Sexpats have only 3 main motivations: to get drunk, sleep with hookers and to survive in Asia as long as possible.

They support themselves in a number of ways. The lucky ones have taken early retirement and spend the days sleeping off hangovers or going to the clinic to get another HIV test, some have set up businesses and have opened a bar or a restaurant selling their native cuisine, with the unlucky ones having to make do with being a TEFL teacher or scraping a living as a “digital nomad”, while gloating about the greatness of their “lifestyle”.

Once a Sexpat has fully ingratiated himself within the Sexpat community, there is abolutely no chance for his re-assimilation back into normal society.

Steve can work online and has now moved permanently to Thailand. He has become a true sexpat.

Sexpat by seahand October 16, 2017

Sexpat 

A sexpat is anyone who moves to another country for the main reason of obtaining easier sex (which includes both copulating with pros and civilians).

Due to the increases in connectivity, modern sexpats often work from their laptops and can be seen sexpatting in several countries at once (or playgrounds, as they call it), by taking advantage of tourist visas.

This is the only true and authentic definition of a sexpat. However, younger sexpats in the 20-40yo demographics usually vehemently deny being sexpats and will instead find a whole bunch of elegant excuses to cover up their sexpatery and preserve their ego.

They will argue for instance that sexpats are only the older dudes paying pros, and that "gaming" civilians (= pumping and dumping young girls by taking advantage of the cultural and economic differential) puts them in a whole different category altogether.

This is due to huge ego and self-image issues. Younger sexpats therefore use countless euphemisms such as "pick up artists" and "lifestyle travelers", instead of sexpats. They will also always deny, even at gunpoint, that their sexpatery has anything to do with them not being able to copulate back home.

Once past 40 years old, reality usually sets in and sexpats lose the emotional need to see themselves as an "international playboy" and stop seeing copulation with random women as a way to validate themselves. Their P4P consumption increases, as convenience takes preponderance over ego issues.

- Matt Fecal: RooshVForum is a prime sexpat forum.
- Phil Pedeau: Yeah, but they will ban anyone who mentions P4P though. They have huge personal self-esteem issues and recognition needs to fulfill.
- Mat Fecal: They are so desperate for sex that they will travel to the Krasnodar Krai to find it, yet will deny being sex tourists.

Sexpat by Mongerpat November 4, 2018

sexpathy 

Is the moment when you think of having sex with your partner for you are obliged to, and is always associated with the thought of breaking up with him/her soon.

In other words, feeling guilty or sorry for your partner for soon you will be breaking up with them, thus you feel like you have to have sex with them to feel less guilty.

In short "goodbye sex" or "last sex"

Derived from sex + sympathy

Dude 1:I can't feel her emotion anymore, last time we're together it just felt like she's just giving me sexpathy.
Dude 2: it's okay bro
Dude1: Yeah! doesn't matter, had sex.

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Girl 1:After what happened you still seeing him.
Girl 2:Nothing special actually I just feel like sexpathy that's all.

sexpathy by badzination April 7, 2013

Sexdae 

A sexual act, during which you slather peanut butter, chocolate, caramel and whipped cream on a woman's vagina, then lick it all off/out of her.

Hey, wanna come to my house? I have all the ingredients for a sexdae.

Sexdae by Vracer August 21, 2010

Sexperimentx 

Adopted little fat woman with self esteem issues.

She began her career in the film E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) playing E.T.

oh I remember you ! you are Sexperimentx, The actress who played E.T!

Sexperimentx by nobody.22 December 29, 2022

Sexparations

Reparations for slavery... paid in the form of sexual acts.

Amber offered Phil Sexparations after Rachael called him a racial slur.

Sexparations by BeckySnow March 17, 2019