Sex cookies
When money isn't an appropriate payment, Sex or cookies can be offered, and if the favor is large enough, then sex followed by cookies can be offered.
Sex cookies by 7thcolumn February 23, 2011
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Sex cookie
A quadruple chocolate cookie sold by sainsbury's. Each cookie contains over 100kcal and has been likened to sex. Though very satisfying at first and during consumption, a feeling of disappointment at the short lived pleasure is unavoidable. In the end, the consumer is left with a feeling that the cookie was not as large as hoped, over too quickly and not particularly satisfying.
Are there any sex cookies left?
No, I ate the last one, wasn't really big enough to fill me though...
No, I ate the last one, wasn't really big enough to fill me though...
Sex cookie by chemengfun May 25, 2010
Related Words
Sex cookies • Cookie Sex • sexcookie • sex • Sex Story • Sex Pistols • sex god • sex bomb • sex and the city • sex slave
Cookie Sex
Cookie Sex by catterall March 30, 2009
Cookie Sex
JonseyMcFly. *Cookies for all*
Jane. NOMNOMNOMNOM
JonseyMcFly NOmeNOMnomNOm
shadow. NOMNOMnomNOMNOM
shila. NOMnomNOM
JonseyMcFly. YaY COOKIE Sex
Jane. NOMNOMNOMNOM
JonseyMcFly NOmeNOMnomNOm
shadow. NOMNOMnomNOMNOM
shila. NOMnomNOM
JonseyMcFly. YaY COOKIE Sex
Cookie Sex by JonseyMcFly February 7, 2010
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