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Sex Hobbit 

A drama free being that just likes to eat, chill, enjoy good food, and craves high quality sexual encounters.

Great food, sex, and parties are the vibe. Basically where we all aspire to make it. Extra points for reaching this level before you are old as fuck.
"Now that Jen left that loser, she is happy, healthy, and stress free. She has achieved true sex hobbit status."
Sex Hobbit by Ms. Jenigma June 21, 2021
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hobbitual sex offender 

One who screws not only someone who is too young,but also really really short.
Eli:Did you hear? Chads having sex with that 4'1" 17 year old again.

Daniel:He's such a Hobbitual Sex offender.