Sex Coffee 

The act of pouring a cup of coffee onto a girl's vagina during intercourse.

Man: You ready for the sex coffee?

Woman: What? Aaaaahh! Aaaahhhh!!

Sex Coffee by Trbo December 14, 2010

coffee sex 

Waking up in the morning and having wild crazy sex in order to wake yourself up

Emmy had wild coffee sex this morning and she had lots of energy.

coffee sex by Smokey Mcpotttt July 11, 2009

coffee sex 

When having a coffee makes a girl moan louder than having sex with her lover or when the coffee a man brews is better than the sex with him

coffee mmm oh yesssss damn sooo goood

babe, stop having coffee sex with my coffee!

I can't, sorry, it's sooooo good, way too goood mmmmm

You never make such noises when you're in bed with me :(

Well maybe you should be as good as the coffee you're brewing?

coffee sex by Sharkgirl84 July 28, 2010

Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025