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The act of pouring a cup of coffee onto a girl's vagina during intercourse.

Man: You ready for the sex coffee?

Woman: What? Aaaaahh! Aaaahhhh!!

Sex Coffee by Trbo December 14, 2010

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coffee sex

Waking up in the morning and having wild crazy sex in order to wake yourself up

Emmy had wild coffee sex this morning and she had lots of energy.

coffee sex by Smokey Mcpotttt July 11, 2009

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coffee sex

When having a coffee makes a girl moan louder than having sex with her lover or when the coffee a man brews is better than the sex with him

coffee mmm oh yesssss damn sooo goood

babe, stop having coffee sex with my coffee!

I can't, sorry, it's sooooo good, way too goood mmmmm

You never make such noises when you're in bed with me :(

Well maybe you should be as good as the coffee you're brewing?

coffee sex by Sharkgirl84 July 28, 2010

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Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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