Sex Blender
A massive attack of sex appeal, sexual nature, and straight sex all blended and melted into one sexy person.
Sex Blender by th3gam3 November 27, 2010
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Drunken Sex Blender
This occurs during a perfectly drunken night of intercourse between two (or more) nymphomaniacs. All parties are in a drunken haze or dream like state. There proceeds to be a constant battle or power struggle (fun and non-violent) of who maintains dominance on top, resulting in continuous position changes from being on top, to being on bottom until one of the parties submits. These twisting, toppling, turning and tangling motions resemble that of an actual blender.
Party 1: “How do you feel this morning after how amazing last night was?”
Party 2: “Oh I definitely feel great. But I am kind of drained and exhausted. It was a god damn drunken sex blender lol.”
Party 2: “Oh I definitely feel great. But I am kind of drained and exhausted. It was a god damn drunken sex blender lol.”
Drunken Sex Blender by A-Zo88 April 22, 2019
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Polystyrene sex blender
Fill her fanny with a mix of poo, blood and cum. Then insert your polystyrene penis protector(condom).
Polystyrene sex blender by Ollie Emerson March 22, 2023
blender sex
p1:whats ur gender now
p2:blender sex:
p1: excuse me?
p2: born male chopped my dick off with blender now I work at subway for men
p2:blender sex:
p1: excuse me?
p2: born male chopped my dick off with blender now I work at subway for men
blender sex by mexicanfoxnigga April 16, 2021
sex bender
You don’t go on a sex bender with your girl/boyfriend, you go on a sex bender with your EX girl/boyfriend, or any ex-flame of any sort. (This person must be someone you’ve ALREADY slept with.) SBs typically last three to four days, very rarely less, occasionally more, and MUST involve travel (usually, and preferably, by air) to a “far away” city; i.e., that place s/he moved after you broke up, or that place s/he STAYED after YOU left. SBs do NOT involve love, or intimations of love, nor do they involve guilt or intimations of guilt. Think “free pleasure zone”.
see also bender
see also bender
sex bender by tno September 7, 2004
Sex bender
When a man for 5 days straight looks at porn, masturbates and has sex with his girl or a girl nonstop
Great beyond compare often makes your nuts chafe fuck responibly
Great beyond compare often makes your nuts chafe fuck responibly
Sex bender by doodyman October 27, 2012
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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