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Server Pussy 

What a newly divorced 40 something man screws. She is between the ages of 23-27, not super bright and works as a waitress or bartendar at the bar he frequents, because he has no real friends or social skills. He hits on her because 1) he thinks he's cool because someone 20 years younger is attracted to him (ie: his money) and 2) because she is the only female he sees on a regular basis. He can "stalk" her and she doesn't even know it because he is a permanant fixture at that bar.
Hey is that John's daughter?" "No..just the server pussy he's been tapping.
Server Pussy by crazybutnotdumb December 30, 2010
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Server Pussy 

The 23-27 yr old women who work as waitresses and bartenders that every 40 something, newly divorced man tries to screw at the local bar he hangs out at because he has no real social skills or friends. He tries to hook up with them because 1) he thinks he looks cool if a girl 20 years younger then him is interested in him (his money) 2) He is CONVINCED that he is hot and wants to prove it to the world and 3) she is the only women he sees on a frequent basis, because he is always at the same bar night after night. Eventually, she dumps him for a man younger then him and this man dies alone and wishes he had dated a woman his own age.
"That creepy old guy at the end of the bar is always here. He's trying to get himself some server pussy."

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"Hey, is that (______)'s daughter?" "No, its the server pussy he's been trying to tap since his divorce."
Server Pussy by askjoe422 October 27, 2010
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