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Septimius Severus

The HOTTEST Roman Emperor that ever lived. He was god before there was god. A sweetheart, and he gives excellent blowjobs <3
Roman Girl 1: "Septimius Severus went balls deep and right after went and strengthened Hadrian's Wall!"
Roman Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky I fucking love Septimius Severus!"
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