Seczema 

The act of sexual intercourse between two people with chronic eczema

I had seczema last night... it was crazy

Seczema by tOmOspat January 13, 2011

Seczema 

The kind of muff dust you get on your dick after sex.

I think I need a shower. My dick has seczema

Seczema by Lizzy H 38 November 14, 2023

Sexczema 

The way your skin crawls when your husband tries to cop a feel after you've spent a long day with a whiny, clingy kid.

Get off me, you're giving me sexczema! I've had enough clinginess for one day!

Sexczema by UGAalumni April 30, 2011