Sexczema

The way your skin crawls when your husband tries to cop a feel after you've spent a long day with a whiny, clingy kid.

Get off me, you're giving me sexczema! I've had enough clinginess for one day!

by UGAalumni April 30, 2011

Seczema

The act of sexual intercourse between two people with chronic eczema

I had seczema last night... it was crazy

by tOmOspat January 13, 2011

Sexcema

The resultant effect of dried semen on skin, resembling the common skin disease.

"I told you to hand me a tissue two minutes ago, now I'm covered in Sexcema"

by matt&wench January 24, 2009

Seczema

The kind of muff dust you get on your dick after sex.

I think I need a shower. My dick has seczema

by Lizzy H 38 November 14, 2023