Sexczema 

The way your skin crawls when your husband tries to cop a feel after you've spent a long day with a whiny, clingy kid.

Get off me, you're giving me sexczema! I've had enough clinginess for one day!

Sexczema by UGAalumni April 30, 2011

Seczema 

The act of sexual intercourse between two people with chronic eczema

I had seczema last night... it was crazy

Seczema by tOmOspat January 13, 2011

Sexcema

The resultant effect of dried semen on skin, resembling the common skin disease.

"I told you to hand me a tissue two minutes ago, now I'm covered in Sexcema"

Sexcema by matt&wench January 24, 2009

Seczema 

The kind of muff dust you get on your dick after sex.

I think I need a shower. My dick has seczema

Seczema by Lizzy H 38 November 14, 2023