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Section Leader 

An ASDA employee of significantly reduced intellectual capacity, paid a pittance to serve as a manager's dogsbody. Proficient in cock-sucking, incompetent in every aspect of retail management.
Synonyms; Section Womble, Cock Womble, Section Retard, Cretin.
I applied for the Section Leader position but they rejected me because I spelled Section Leader correctly.

national throw the section leader day 

are you in band or strings ?? then this day is for you !! on this day you should throw your section leader because they deserve it. this day march 21st each year
“hey did you hear it’s national throw the section leader day

Co-Section Leaders 

Multiple section leaders of a given section in a Marching Band, Co-section leaders, at first glance, are very similar to the Section Leader. They are usually bitter with each other and will often argue on how the section should be led. Most of the time, one "leads" the section while the other gives positive encouragement.
I heard next year's trumpet section will have co-section leaders. Yikes
Co-Section Leaders by SLShydino72 November 22, 2015
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026