secret slut 

A person who seems like a goody-goody. They dress very modestly, are plain looking, and seem quiet. However secretly they are a huge slut and that's why guys go for them.

Girl A: Do you see that guy with Anne? What does he see in her she's so plain!
Girl B: He only likes her cause she's a secret slut
Girl A: Ohh wow I had no idea!

secret slut by pifsda October 3, 2009

Secret Slut 

A variation of secret santa, in which a group of sexually frustrated males are blindfolded. Then, a group of disgustingly pregnant bimbos subsequently pull down the oblivious males trousers. The winner of this stupendous game is who can guess is sucking them off the quickest.

I can’t wait for our office Christmas party, this year we’re playing secret slut!

Secret Slut by The human egg December 18, 2018

secret slut 

someone who engages in a long term secret affair with a neighbor, friend, or acquaintance.

Did you hear he is a giant secret slut? They were bumpin' uglies for 10 months before we found out!

secret slut by dragonsnake June 10, 2009

secret slut 

some of low character; some one lacking virtue and honor. It should be noted that this person is not suspected of these crimes of chastity

A: You will never believe what I just found out!
B: ?
A: You remember Susie, that real quiet girl? Apparently she's been hookin' since she was old enough to drive.
B: I never would've suspected her of being a secret slut! She seemed like such a nice girl

secret slut by dragonsnakelover June 11, 2009

Secreslut 

A woman or man who is both a secretary and a slut. One who enjoys fornicating in or outside the office with fellow co-workers, especially the boss. Secresluts are very crafty and clever and extreme caution should be used around them.

That new intern Sandy is definitely a secreslut, I heard she has had sex with four men in this office and she has only been working here for two weeks.

Secreslut by DBallz November 3, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019