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Secondhand Suicide 

When someone wants to die but won't commit Suicide

You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you.

I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.
Man: Hey Dude, what killed man 2?
Man 3: Secondhand Suicide
Man: What's that?
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Secondhand suicide 

Someone who wants to die, but won't commit suicide.
Often because they don't actually want to die, they're too scared to or because of family, friends or pets.
"I want to die, but i cant commit suicide because i'm too scared" she said
"That's called *secondhand suicide* and you're not alone in feeling this way" he answered

Secondhand Suicide 

When you want to be dead and/or want to kill yourself, but you can't and hope/want someone else to do it for you.
(Found off Tiktok, not my original definition)
"I want to kms but I can't do it myself...can you do it for me dude?"
"Dude, no, that's secondhand suicide!"
Secondhand Suicide by Extra wtf February 8, 2023
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