Second Grade

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The hardest year of a black persons life.

*Job Interview
Boss - So, Jamal what level of education do you have?
Jamal - Sheeeitt son, I got a second grade diplomaa son.
Boss - Sheeitt nigga, mcdonalds is around the corner, son!

Second Grade by sirgfx June 11, 2006

Words you can keep

Second Grade Insult

An insult that is immature or really just what a kid would say. A typical second grade insult is saying "you're gay" to a person.

Guy 1: "I got some cool shoes today!"

Idiot: "Dude, you're gay"

Guy 1: "Wow, you're reverting to a second grade insult?"

Second Grade Insult by ImmediateAce March 12, 2014

second grade crush

When you have a crush on someone but would never actually date them. You might throw stuff at them talk shit about and to them and "flirt" relentlessly but when the other person begins to show actually feelings you bolt. But secretly you will always have a hard core crush on this person

Anna often through erasers at Mike and called him a tool and a loser but secretly had a second grade crush on him but would never let anyone find out.

second grade crush by Toolishness March 12, 2014

Back-in-the-second-grade

An all-encompassing word/phrase which is mainly used to describe something that took place in second grade of elementary school typically with some chums. Also rarely used with a severely negative connotation and can even be derogatory when used against a small person or a dog to describe male genitalia.

Boy fine dine doe #1: yo remember when we flipped off our rabid a** teacher and Shem back flipped off the meatloaf in homeroom?

Boy slick nasty wit it #2: yooooo!! That was totally back-in-the-second-grade!!!!

Boy fine dine doe #2: OMG OMG LOML I’m such a lumpy weeeeeeen! That was definitely back-in-the-second-grade!

Back-in-the-second-grade by Bro Jake March 16, 2023

second grader

A little girl who thinks they know what love is. Or a boy who is in love with minecraft, and I afraid of girls.

I could tell he was a second grader, because of his minecraft

second grader by HEHEHEEHEH July 23, 2016

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026