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Second Boy

An adult male having an affair with a married woman. He is often married himself. He chooses a married woman because she has as much at stake as he does if caught/found out. This makes the woman he’s involved which makes her “trustworthy” in his estimation. He is avoidant of responsibility and emotionally too immature to end or work to enhance his marriage. He doesn’t want to leave the marriage because it provides social currency that implies honor, respect, and integrity of a “Family Man,” but he’s really too childlike, foolish, cowardly, and entitled to be a man and behave with the dig out of the title” man.”. Thus the second descriptor- “Boy”
She’s hooking up for another bootie call with her Second Boy.

Her second boy is kind of hot but clueless.

Keep your second boy under wraps.
Second Boy by Inconvenient August 7, 2026
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Second Floor boy 

1) Meathead Jock
2) The superior male of a residence
3) A person whom loves to ingest large amounts of protein throughout the day.
4) A person who has better things to do than play magic cards
"Oh man that second floor boy is jacked."

friend - "Obviously, he is a meathead jock."
Second Floor boy by Mr. Protein Party November 22, 2010

Wifes Second Boyfriend 

I lost money taking my investment advice from my Wifes Second Boyfriend.

Really, by time the Wifes Second Boyfriend yells about a stock, you're usually too late to do anything about it.

Second Boyfriend 

Someone who is already in a relationship that you deeply care for and have a loving attachment to. The feelings are mutual between you two, so you make it unofficially official. You don’t want to share this person with anyone other than their significant other
Monday’s are for second boyfriends

Second Boyfriend 

Someone who is already in a relationship, like yourself, that you deeply care for and have a loving attachment to. The feelings are mutual between you two, so you make it unofficially official. You don’t want to share this person with anyone other than their significant other. You’re in a relationship with each other on the side.

When you have more than one boyfriend
Monday’s are for second boyfriends
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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