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A school full of a bunch of plastic, self absorbed cunts that happen to be carbon copies of each other.

Students tend to range from your normal self absorbed asshole to your uber moronic, bitchy, full blown consumer whore.
Seaholm will kill any normal person's faith in humanity.
seaholm by King Blargh July 20, 2008
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this is probably youre middle name. Your first name is ben. you wear a shirt in the pool. and the shirt is blue.
Ben Seaholm Beasley’s mom is hot!
seaholm by bootycheekbabe September 12, 2021
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Shitty ass football school. L program filled with 🤡’s
imagine going to seaholm
Seaholm by Big90 September 22, 2021

seaholm high school

a crappy school thats 60 years old. Everyone there is an obnoxious hobag/serialdater. All the teachers are firm believers in this stupid "21st century learning" sham that just gives them a bigger excuse to give us vague, pointless projects that are worth 70% of our grade. The school has had multiple legal incidents involving racial slurs. Nothing seems to work there.
I go to Seaholm high school, fml.
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