1) Members of the US Navy'
s Construction Battalion. Famous engineers of World War II who built bridges and fought the Japanese.
2) Modern
day Seabees do not do their heritage justice. More often than not, they have the lowest ASVAB scores and cannot complete a
job to any sort of simple building code. Their mental capacity is demonstrated by the fact that the only reason that their name is on their uniform is so that they remember how to spell it. Somehow got convinced that they were as
hard as Marines because they received some weapons familiarization in basic training. They talk more than Marines automatically categorizing themselves with Cavalry Scouts. They are 100% certain that they are infantrymen and
will tell ANY infantrymen, whether they are Marines or
Army, that they firmly believe that they do the same
job and more. Generally a nuisance to all the other services. It is commonly known that SEALs would rather associate themselves with
Army PAC clerks over Seabees. Seabees tend to get PTSD from indirect fire or getting picked on by Marines. It also has been known that Seabees
will tell
tragic tales of war and the severe mental burdens that follow it just to get in
bed with a girl or another man. In some cases, if the story happens to be true, it was probably stolen from a Soldier with the US
Army Corp of Engineers.
Seabee: There I was in Baghdad with my M16 in a firefight. There were 120 insurgents down the street firing mortars and RPG's at us but I knew that we had to get this concrete poured so I moved to a forward position and laid down suppressive fire and that's when I saw it.... A little
boy wandered into the firefight and got wounded by an insurgent's rifle fire so I dove through the gunfire to rescue him, but it was too late. He bled out in my arms. I also do black ops with SEALs.
Guy at
Bar: Oh my God, you poor thing! Come home with me tonight!
Girl at
Bar: I don't think so bitch, he's coming with me! I AM SO
WET RIGHT NOW.
Infantrymen: Dude. Are you
fucking kidding me?
