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sea bacon 

Pieces of lumber, sea life and random refuse sprinkled onto the water and drifting into the reach of men and women in kayaks, yaks or other canoe-like vehicles.
"Yo, Eric, don't you dare launch that piece of slimy sea bacon at me!"
sea bacon by FCB7 May 4, 2012

bacon of the sea 

anchovies. particularly popular among foodies. begging to be included in SWPL.
Just like land-based bacon, bacon of the sea just makes everything taste better.
bacon of the sea by me or you June 21, 2009

Bacon of the Sea (BOTS) 

A very large annoying woman typically found at the workplace who only works 4 out of every 60 minutes and spends the rest of her time bringing down other's productivity. Name is derived from her looking like a large sea mammal, hence the name sea bacon or bacon of the sea...
Damn dude, Bacon of the Sea (BOTS) wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour. I couldn't get shit done...

It is preferred to use the acronym as it is easier to say than the full blown words.

The Bacon Of The Sea 

Cured Eel Strips
Gotta get the bacon of the sea up on my plate, my mouth waters for that sweet salty eel goodness.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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