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schwimmer fatigue 

"I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that cohabitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade Magazine calls 'Schwimmer Fatigue'."
A shout but in the tone of a whisper
it was neither a shout nor a whisper, it was a schwisper
Schwisper by The Real Paul August 20, 2012
A person who always mails it in. Someone who is a complete and total schmuck.
Timmy never helps with group projects, he's such a schlimper.
Schlimper by wowlitcomp September 6, 2018

david schwimmer 

1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.
Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.

Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.

Rachel Rose Schipper 

Noun; The most beautiful, fun, smart, thing to ever touch foot on planet earth.
Oh my god! I met a girl today that was such a rachel Rose Schipper, she had 0 flaws.

Jannie Schippert 

A Jannie Schippert is a girl who is otherwise known as a "hoe extrordinaire. Jannie Schippert's sleep around with anything with a pulse. Yes that means animals. A Jannie Schippert may not know what they are untill told, and may remain in denial for months. If you find one don't turnher over to counsleing, find the closest pimp to get her to work.
Guy #1: Dang! I heard that girl slept with Greag and Darnell last night.

Guy #2: Yea, yea, I also heard she slept with Darnell's gerbil.

Guy #1: She's definitely a Jannie Schippert!
Jannie Schippert by BigBlackBro April 30, 2009