Scruffy Northern Git

What *cough*Poncey*cough*, *cough*soft-arse*cough*, *cough*stuck-up*cough* Southerners call the better-looking Northeners.

Essex person: You scruffy Northern Git!
Geordie: You what?
*Essex person recieves a severe beating*

by Glittery Goddess June 04, 2004