Scrotum Alarm Clock

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The act of waking up a lazy roommate, hungover visitor or anyone who falls asleep on the couch in the middle of the day, by positioning yourself over their head, pulling your underwear to one side so that your scrotum hangs out loosely, carefully position your testicles about an inch over their eyelids and then yelling “Scrotum Alarm Clock” until they wake up and scream in horror and disgust at the site of your scrotum an inch from their face. It is recommended to move away quickly so the former sleeper does not injure the scrotum by swinging wildly when alarmed.

Joe passed out on the couch, so I gave him the ol’ Scrotum Alarm Clock to wake him up!

Scrotum Alarm Clock by BigBear316 April 17, 2021

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