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Scrotom Pole 

When a group of men get together and stack their scrotoms up on top of each other. Like a Totem Pole only with scrotoms instead of totems. See also, sack stack.
guy #1: "This party sucks. I'm bored. What should we do?"

guy #2: "Who's up for a Scrotom Pole?"

guy #1: "OMG, like count me in!"

guy #3: "I got the camera. This is goin' on Youtube."
Scrotom Pole by Alistair the Classy December 21, 2010
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scrotom warmer 

a, usually knitted, spherical woolen object used to keep scrotoms at a resonable temperature.
hehe pecker:P
scrotom warmers warm scrotoms~CASUALLY!

Scrotom Sack 

one who's face/head resembles a male scrotom
"man that kids face is so pale, if you threw water on his face he'd look like a scrotom sack
Scrotom Sack by crazyraaaaab March 14, 2011

scrotom heater 

A small portable accessory usually found at kmart. It is operated by turning the nob on the side a few degees clockwise and attaching it to scrotom via the metal clips that come included in the packaging
Hey John can i borrow your scrotom heater because i really need to jerk it to blues clues porn and i havent any blanket so my scrotes gets quite chilly oh and those spongebob nipple clamps too for my anus

scrotom breath 

A term for some one whom u either don't like, do like but use as a joke, or someone who's breath really smells like a ball sac.
Hey scrotom breath, u should really go brush ur teeth.

scrotom lint 

an incredibly insignificant little shithead who thinks they're all that
What the fuck does that little piece of scrotom lint want now?
scrotom lint by PilotMike April 2, 2005

Scrotom Totem 

1. The act of creating a worshipped object out of one or many pairs of genitals
2. 'Genital stacking'
after the genitals were stacked, the townspeople worshipped the scrotom totem
Scrotom Totem by John Fuller February 21, 2007