Quaker Scroats

The frothy, oatmeal-like substance that builds up on your balls after a lust-filled romp.

After her hoppin' on top & poppin' the ol' flesh collar on me nearly an hour - I needed a post-coitus snack. Luckily, I looked down and noticed some Quaker Scroats brewing.

by Bicholas Neurunk September 5, 2020

Scroat breath

This is what you get when you choose balls over beer.
n. Scottish colloquial

Fuck's sake Stevie, your scroat breath's terrible today. Boyfriend had you up all night, ya big fudgie?!

by Alligatorfuckhouse January 16, 2006

scroat moat

A hole where a sack gets near, whether it be a gaping mouth or vagina

Jimmy told john to shut his scroat moat before he knocks his fucking teeth in his turds.

by Dr.Jeffery October 2, 2017

Scroat Coat

Condom

Off out Tomming?

Don’t forget your scroat coat.

by Mofo1610 October 30, 2023

scroat lick

someone who licks balls.
extreme ass kisser.

that guy's all up on the bosses sack, He's a scroat lick......

by Richard Stanley May 3, 2006

Scroat Beard

Scroat Beard. The wearing a gruff unkempt beard. Often while having your head shaved or short.

Wearing a rough untrimmed beard reminiscent of "Grizzly Adams" in which the person does not care about their appearance as a form of rebellion or nerd coolness.

A beard resembling a nut sack.

Origins for the beard? Possibly begun recently with the movie "The Hangover". Alan Garner is the character with a similar "Scroat Beard". He is played by Zach Galifianakis.

Everywhere on campus, I'm seeing SCROAT BEARDS!!

by JOHN the UNDEREMPLOYED October 11, 2010

scroat goal

when a tramp runs the ball into the box on fifa 09 and passes it across to an open goal
to get a certain goal

player runs into the box and passes across
to score
and the opponent yells scroat goal

by xPunjabi NINJAx February 8, 2009