Quaker Scroats

The frothy, oatmeal-like substance that builds up on your balls after a lust-filled romp.

After her hoppin' on top & poppin' the ol' flesh collar on me nearly an hour - I needed a post-coitus snack. Luckily, I looked down and noticed some Quaker Scroats brewing.

by Bicholas Neurunk September 5, 2020