by G*biatch June 1, 2005
by james February 19, 2005
situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"
by jr December 12, 2004
The act of drinking a beer while having sex. Usually performed from the doggystyle position and with the beer contained in a red solo cup.
Hold on man, you were driking a Natty Light WHILE you were hitting that? Oh yeah man, I was brewin while screwin.
by phrasee January 5, 2010
When the federal goverment decides to mess with you every chance they get, such as raising taxes, taking medicare, severely auditing you, etc.
by Vince Vance March 19, 2003
Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle
Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.
by mcapuano42 February 26, 2016