A new feature on apple devices that allows parents to limit screen time for there kids. A retarded feature used mostly by adults to put into kids devices because kids “use them too much” fuck who ever made screen time.
Oh I can’t do that cause I have screen time
My parents put screen time on my phone
Oh I didn’t respond to the text because of screen time
My parents put screen time on my phone
Oh I didn’t respond to the text because of screen time
by Little Timmy has Ligma July 30, 2019
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Get the Screen Time mug.Screen Time is a word used to describe what parents try to fucking end all teenager's enjoyments because adults are dumbasses. Often used by parents to annoy the hell out of kids and fear monger any potential harm to their kids ("hurts
their eyes" "make them violent and cause school shootings" "make their brains rot out") and other shitty fake news.
their eyes" "make them violent and cause school shootings" "make their brains rot out") and other shitty fake news.
Mom: "Jimmy, get off your Xbox! And what ever that stupid game is about the wild west! Your two seconds of Screen Time is up!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you Mom! You're a fear- mongering soccer mom bitch!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you Mom! You're a fear- mongering soccer mom bitch!"
by adulthater1 April 23, 2019
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Get the Screen Time mug.Screen time is such A fucking terrible thing and for most of our parents love it like to turn it of and have our freedom is impossible and it fucks with teens or kids and honestly we all want freedom I don’t give a shit on how long it’s going to take well alaawa find a way to not have it like to turn it of it’s like 47 calls cuz I always hang up
That one kid who doesn’t have screen time :wanna play Roblox
Me with the screen time :sure let me ask.screams to dad* can you turn of screen time my friend is here
The bitch who won’t turn it off: NO!
Me in my brain :I’m going to put him in a nursing home !
Me with the screen time :sure let me ask.screams to dad* can you turn of screen time my friend is here
The bitch who won’t turn it off: NO!
Me in my brain :I’m going to put him in a nursing home !
by MISH GURL YURRRRR November 20, 2021
Get the turn of screen time mug.The phenomenon where you want to be able to have more and more screen time whilst still having screen time limits imposed by parents remain equally strict. This is mainly caused by constantly subscribing to new YouTube channels, which does not show maturity in limiting your own screen time. Rather, it tells the YouTube algorithm that you're willing to have more hours of YouTube per day even though you may "only" do this as a mere digital form of "tipping". It's akin to the akcual inflation, where prices and cost of living increases significantly whilst your wage remains equally low.
Ever since Jamie started subscribing to all those YouTube channels, his screen time inflation has skyrocketed; he wants to watch more videos but still has to stick to the equally strict limits set by his parents.
by Emotional Cruiser August 04, 2025
Get the screen time inflation mug.The opportunity to negotiate for extra hours of screen time from parents, akin to spotting parking spaces for a driver. It requires keen observation and timing to seize the moment when parents are less vigilant or distracted.
My little brother has mastered the art of screen time; he knows exactly when Mom is busy and swoops in for an extra hour of gaming on Roblox!
by Emotional Cruiser July 20, 2025
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