That one guy who lacks the brain cells to know what soap and water does and instead licks his/her screen to clean it; A person beyond the level that we would call lazy; A person who is both extremely hygienic and unhygienic at the same time.
Someone whose tongue is sticking out on their picture or icon on your phone. Every time they message you, it looks like they are licking your screen. Not to be confused with the below average and desperate window licker. A screen licker is a whole 'nuther level of licking!
When he messaged me, it looked like he was licking my screen.... he is such a screenlicker ;)
when A Jamicanbritishguy is watching Ben fogle show and drinking beer then he starts to licking the tv screen to admire Ben fogle but he pretends he hates Ben fogle to others its called Jamican Screenlicker
---:hey mate (Asha) your tv screen is clean and shiny but smells like crotch how did u clean it?
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.