Screenshit 

The art of screenshotting an NFT and getting the owner mad

Random person: I can screenshit this and now I own it too!
NFT owner: NO YOU CANT DO THAT IM SUING YOU!!

Screenshit by idontreallyknowwhattotype November 29, 2021

Screeding

complaining whining yapping moaning

Quit screeding and get on with your life.

From Baby Girl lyrics by Sami St Nicholas:

"Ain’t no sense in screeding
You’ve got everything you’re needing"

Screeding by cynya December 16, 2019

Screenshot Goodies 

A Screenshot Goodie, is taking a screenshot of a news story, poll, question, etc. found on the internet. And turning it into a sugarcoated joke.

Usually the person making the Screenshot Goodie(s), will paste the screenshot on Microsoft Paint or photoshop and doodle over the topic, inserting his or her jokes or short rants.

Screenshot Goodies, are then posted on blogs and can be range from one picture to ten.

Tips for making a Screenshot Goodie.

-Use red paint
-block the User's name that is being poked at
-scale web browser to make pictures easy to read.

Take a picture and draw over it.

"OMG this Screenshot Goodies is so funny!!"

Screenshot Goodies by David The Strange May 28, 2009

i have the screenshots

when you are explaining some serious tea and you have proof

omg she litreally said *** ***** **** ***
i have the screenshots

i have the screenshots by k_19@rosebud September 23, 2018

My body took a screenshot 

All this means is. You get scared and you freeze for a second.

You see something scary and you freeze, when something scary happens fast and you freeze for a second until you react

oh my gawd, Bro my body took a screenshot, that bitch is scary. Danm

My body took a screenshot by WhOsToLeMyBluEsHaRpIe March 10, 2021

Screenshit 

(Typically of an nft although it can be of any image)
To screenshot incessantly and rapidly

“Here’s my nft don’t screenshot”
“I’m gonna screenshit”
“NOOOOO YOU DONT OWN IT 😡😡😡😡”

Screenshit by thefitnessgramafwe23rware March 9, 2022

Bonking Screens 

What TV heads do instead of kissing

TV 1: hey b did you hear that Charles was bonking screens with Jenny
TV 2: ah shit Charles is a hoe

Bonking Screens by Burnt Lime September 17, 2017