Horrendous, excrutating and soul destroying indigestion/heartburn/dispepsia. Like having Lucifer pissing in your gullet.

Derived from the play on words between indo-china and indigestion
"George mate, I had a greasy samosa yesterday that had me reaching for the milk of magnesia, right proper Screaming Indo's, i was on fire"
by mmmicecream May 9, 2009
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