(n.) a descriptor of personal or professional feelings of discontent or disillusionment. A lack of reassurance.

The exact opposite of the 'warm and fuzzies'; a term to describe contentedness with a situation or position; the opposite of happiness, whether personal or professional.
Joel asked me if our first corporate meeting with our superiors went well and if it gave us the "warm and fuzzies".

I replied "No, it gave me the "cold and scratchies". They ignored us the whole time. They don't care one iota for our input."
by Nipplestiltskin April 11, 2011
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The opposite of 'Gangsta Lean', when driving a car.

The car has to be a large saloon, with plenty of leg room and seat manoeuvreability for this to look right. The Driver pushes his seat back as far as lets his left arm (in UK) hang straight out on the steering wheel. He then slouches down into his seat whilst leaning sideways against his door, resting his right elbow on the window rim, ciggy (or beer, if you ARE Scratchy!) hanging in limp right hand. A sour/cool expression is then cultivated as you motor around looking for Pool-halls in the night.
"Check the Chav doing the Scratchy Lean in his wanked-up 205!!!"
by Skirtlifter January 26, 2006
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What your hoping your pussy wont be after you find out that you did the In and Out with a 437737 guy.
Holy shit girl...I had sex with that guy from the internet and now my damn pussy's all Itchy and Scratchy.
Shit woman...go see a Dr. Pronto!
by Andi March 3, 2005
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A fun name for a man’s ballsack
“You kicked me right in Itchy and Scratchy!”
by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020
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A grown ass man who attacks you,gets put on his ass by you,then bites you after you've told them you will let them go when they calm down,as to make sure they dont come at you again.
"Scott is such a Scratchy McBitey..came at me for no reason."
by DrCybonix January 23, 2016
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What you get when you have sex with people who have STD's.
I got the "Itchy Scratchies" and had to get some ointment from the doctor.
by Vegas March 24, 2003
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The Awesome Cartoon In The Simpsons
Itchy The Mouse Always Kills Scratchy The Cat In A Tom & Jerry Parody
YEAH! The Itchy and Scratchy Show Is On!
by Seagulls Of Satan August 5, 2008
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