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What you get when you have sex with people who have STD's.
I got the "Itchy Scratchies" and had to get some ointment from the doctor.
by Vegas March 23, 2003
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When you are itchy and need to scratch because you have a disease or have gotten into something that doesn't agree with your body.
Susan has the itchyscratchy. Must have been hanging out in the poison ivy again.
by crazyardie December 12, 2018
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