Scout Leader 

A position of responsibility taken up by an irresponsible adult who has failed miserably in life. These adults long for power over others; but due to serious lack hygine and social skills have been denied this power in both their married and working life. Many people resort to the "Scout Leader" therapy to satisfy their power craving frenzy, as this deluded position of responsibility makes them feel valued.

Guy 1: who's that morbidly obese women, licking chewing gum off the bottom of a hobos shoe, whilst her husband tries to distract her with a Tennis ball.

Guy 2: That's Susan, she's my Scout leader.

Scout Leader by epf17 August 19, 2012

Scout Leader 

A gay version of a female Cougar. A man that likes other "men" a lot younger than them.

Can't believe that boy is hooking up with that Scout Leader.

Scout Leader by Sergey Says March 26, 2020

Scout Leader 

A position of responsibility taken up by an irresponsible adult because they failed miserably in life. These people long for power, but are often denied it in both their married and working lives due to a lack of basic hygine and social skills. Deluded by all insanity and as a way of satisfying their mad frenzy for power, they resort to scouting. This way they can be given a position of meaningless authority, without posing a risk to society.

Guy 1: Who's that morbidly obese tramp, licking chewing gum off some hobo's shoe, whilst her husband desperately tries to distract her with a frisbee.

Guy 2: that's susan. My scout leader

Scout Leader by epf117 August 19, 2012

the boy scout leader 

When two dudes high five in celebration after masturbating next to each other.

Alternatively, when a man high fives someone after masturbating but the other person doesn't know about it.

"My hand smells funny... goddamit, I think steve might have the boy scout leadered me."

the boy scout leader by heythereadventurer December 8, 2016

German Scout Leader 

One who wears short pants, yells far too much, and is of the homosexual persuasion. Almost always owns very expensive firearms, but is unable to use them properly.

Bjorn acted like a German Scout Leader when he went to Area 52.

German Scout Leader by mrPickles September 6, 2004