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Scott Garland 

A noob-a-tron-prime 10000 who sucks at cod games and yoda calls him "noob you are" he really really sucks at video games and he is the worst hacker out there and is a cum guzzler, he eats dick all the time which makes him the gayest fag out there and you need the worlds largest telescope to find his dick
Scott Garland is a noob-a-tron-prime 10000
Scott Garland by KDawg56 December 9, 2012

pulling a scott garland 

The act of faking an injuring to not have to participate in any sports related activities.
Joe: Hey Frank I don't think I can make it to the Cross Country meet.
Frank: What's the matter dude?
Joe: I think I twisted my ankle today during PE.
Frank: Come on Joe, stop pulling a Scott Garland.
pulling a scott garland by Thicccboi November 14, 2016
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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