Scorpius Malfoy

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Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy was a British pure-blood wizard and the son of Draco and Astoria Malfoy (née Greengrass). He attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry from 2017 onwards. He was sorted into the Slytherin house with his best friend Albus Severus Potter. However, their friendship was broken when Harry Potter didn't let Albus and Scorpius talk to each other as Harry believed that Scorpius was the black cloud around his son. Even the rivalary between their fathers couldn't keep them apart. In the end of the book we see Scorpius and Albus talking about how he just asked out Rose Granger-Weasley. It is believed that Scorpius Malfoy is hetrosexual and is in love with Rose Granger-Weasley. I, however, completely disagree with that sentence as I believe that he is bisexual with feelings for Rose as well as Albus. (But I suppose my opinions wouldn't matter to Scorose shippers)

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Scorpius Malfoy

Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy was born to Draco Malfoy and Asteria Greengrass in 2005. He entered Hogwarts in 2016, at age 11. Normally, he is paired with Rose Weasley, daughter of Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. They are thought to be a modern Romeo and Juliet becuse of the fued between their fathers. Many believe that Scorpius is destined to be in Gryffindor as a testament to his father's change of heart. This would show the wizarding world that the Malfoys are a changed family. Occasionally however, he is believed to have been sorted into Slytherin and that he changes the way the house is percieved. Whether he is in Gryffindor or in Slytherin, Scorpius is believed to be best friends with Albus Severus Potter. The two appear at many of the Potter family events. One of the ways that Scorpius and Rose might have met is through Albus. The marriage of Scorpius and Rose is thought to bring a final peace to the second Wizarding War.

"Rosie" Scorpius Malfoy called "Are you ready to tell your father about me yet?"

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Scorpius Malfoy

The Son Of Draco Malfoy And Astoria Greengrass. He Is Usually Paired With Rose Weasly Daughter Of Ron And Herimone.

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Rose; Why He is Sexy

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scorpious malfoy

Scorpius malfoy is a fictional harry potter character in the cursed child son of draco malfoy character in all the harry potter movies and books.

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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

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