A medical condition where one is too tall at a young age or has unrealistic proportions. Usually results in serious injury or death. You tend to grow rapidly (perhaps in just one part of your body) and your bones and muscles will fall apart and you will probably die.
“Did you hear he said he’s 6’9” and only 11 years old?!?”
“Yeah he probably has Scorpininosis”
“Oh man, that sucks, he’ll probably die tomorrow”
“Yeah”
“Rip”
“Rip”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!