Scientistic Moralism

An intensified form of scientific moralism that emerges from a scientistic worldview—the belief that science is the only legitimate path to knowledge and the ultimate arbiter of all questions, including moral ones. Scientistic moralism doesn't just use science to support moral claims; it insists that science replaces traditional ethics, that moral questions are ultimately empirical questions, that the good life can be scientifically determined and prescribed. It's the bioethicist who thinks fMRI scans can resolve debates about justice; the behavioral economist who believes utility optimization is the only rational basis for morality; the transhumanist who treats technological progress as self-evidently good. Scientistic moralism is what happens when the tools of science are mistaken for the whole of wisdom.

Example: "He genuinely believed that once neuroscience advanced far enough, it would answer all moral questions—pure Scientistic Moralism, mistaking empirical description for ethical prescription."

Scientistic Moralism by Dumu The Void March 14, 2026

Scientific Moralism

The practice of using the authority and language of science to make moral judgments—to declare what is right and wrong, good and bad, virtuous and sinful—as if empirical findings could settle ethical questions. Scientific moralism mistakes "is" for "ought," treating descriptive claims about how the world works as prescriptive claims about how it should work. It's the evolutionary psychologist who declares that traditional gender roles are "natural" and therefore good; the neuroscientist who claims that because certain brain states correlate with happiness, we now know how to live; the public health researcher who treats statistical correlations as moral imperatives. Scientific moralism borrows science's prestige to launder moral claims, presenting value judgments as if they were empirical findings.

Example: "He cited studies about 'natural human behavior' to justify his prejudice—Scientific Moralism, using the authority of science to dress up moral judgments as if they were facts."

Scientific Moralism by Dumu The Void March 14, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008