A slang term for a males weenie/pee-pee. Can be substituted with words like junk, shaft, johnson, tally-whacker or schlong.
The history of the word can be traced back to Athens Drive High School student Taylor Carey.
Deriving from the Latin word of "Schwing" meaning "Great"
The history of the word can be traced back to Athens Drive High School student Taylor Carey.
Deriving from the Latin word of "Schwing" meaning "Great"
"Yo! Sarah just kicked a ball right into Mike's schwing schwong."
"What's wrong Tommy?"
"I just went to go take a leak and I got my schwing schwong caught in my zipper.""
"Ouch, I hate zipper malfunctions"
"Dude, what happend to John? Why's he on the ground?"
"Chris and I just pulled the pool table prank on him, and he got hit right in the schwing schwong"
*Fist Bump*
"Alright guys where do you want to go off to lunch?"
"Wait here comes Kevin, open the back door"
POW
"Yo, what just happened?"
"Matt opened the door right into Kevin's schwing schwong"
"What's wrong Tommy?"
"I just went to go take a leak and I got my schwing schwong caught in my zipper.""
"Ouch, I hate zipper malfunctions"
"Dude, what happend to John? Why's he on the ground?"
"Chris and I just pulled the pool table prank on him, and he got hit right in the schwing schwong"
*Fist Bump*
"Alright guys where do you want to go off to lunch?"
"Wait here comes Kevin, open the back door"
POW
"Yo, what just happened?"
"Matt opened the door right into Kevin's schwing schwong"
by SchwingSchwongByah December 24, 2010
Dude- Did you see Susan Palin on the tv last night? Total MILF, I'm voting for her.
Guy- I thought you were a Democrat?
Dude- I'm a part of the schwing vote.
Guy- I thought you were a Democrat?
Dude- I'm a part of the schwing vote.
by Mr. Spidersauce August 30, 2008
an erect penis.
by udo stanferd June 15, 2009
The occurance of an instant, spontaneous, and immidiate erection. Usually happens so quickly, one does not notice until one looks down or someone else points it out.
by SubculturalDude96 May 26, 2011
by discat2g September 21, 2004
John: "This is Adolph Hitler. I want you to wear my Schwing Schwong!"
Erik: "Don't you mean swastika"
John: "You know what I meant!"
Erik: "You're an idiot"
John: "I know"
Erik: "Don't you mean swastika"
John: "You know what I meant!"
Erik: "You're an idiot"
John: "I know"
by Erik Shakaki February 27, 2008
To puke rainbows and be in the boughs of happiness and joy. Also to reel and cartwheel in that sensation of new-found love. Humping the happy unicorn of life.
"I met my lady for lunch today and was so "schwinged" by the love of my life, I forgot I was hungry. I just feasted on her beauty and the reassurance that we will be together forever."
by St. Blame April 29, 2012