Schrodinger's Slut

Someone who is both "easy" and everyone has hooked up with but is also so ugly or nerdy no one would hook up with.

Often found in group settings such as highschool or summercamp. Whether or not Schrodinger's slut is actually promiscuous or not is irrelevant.

Jenny is in marching band. The entire wrestling team claims to have slept with her but none would ever admit to going out with her or ask her on a date. Jenny would be considered Schrodinger's slut.

by Cowtocracy December 9, 2020

Schroedinger’s Slut

A woman can be a slut and a “saint” at the same time.

Your woman could dress nicely, act feminine, and be pleasant to be around. She could also have had a gangbang with the football team one month ago. These two things don’t contradict each other or result in anomalies. It is possible for both events to exist at the same time, thereby proving Schroedinger’s Slut theory.

by Yung poon November 27, 2017