A simp that states an opinion, then changes it to match the opinion of a girl when they disagree.
simp: “Hey I think cats are pretty cool
Girl: “I disagree
simp: “Actually they are kind of lazy now that you mention it””

“Wow, he’s a Schrödinger’s Simp
by Lilli Bee March 9, 2020
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A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."
Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"

Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
by YouGoodBro? November 18, 2020
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