Synonymous with Schrödinger's Asshole/Schrödinger's Douchebag/Schrödinger Asshole/Schrödinger Douchebag/Schrödinger Fucker (someone who doing something disrespectful and try to defend their obnoxious behaviour by saying "bRuH, tHAt'S a JoKe")
No surprise why Indon considered rude in Anti-social media: They can't tell the difference between "plain joke" and "be a Schrödinger's Fucker"
by Sir. B August 17, 2021
A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
by Onesquawkyboi July 14, 2023
The peculiar phenomenon of suddenly becoming unsure how many legs one has, and where exactly they are. Particularly when the legs don't appear to know either.
The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.
The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.
"Alas, dear chap, I appear to have a sudden case of Schrödinger's Legs. Might I perchance borrow your umbrella to prop up my uncertain undercarriage?"
by SunGnif July 29, 2023
A person who calls another person "sus" and decides whether they are annoying because of saying that and delete the message or if people actually still laughed about that.
P1: Bro, you're sus!!!
P2: ...
P3: What did he write?
P1: just a sus joke, he applied Schrödinger's suspicion
P2: ...
P3: What did he write?
P1: just a sus joke, he applied Schrödinger's suspicion
by Gamesnic the applemf June 10, 2021
When you make an Argument but information contained within said argument is Unconfirmed by the creators of the topic.
Guy 1: "IT'S A GIRL"
Guy 2: "NO IT'S A GUY YOU FUCKFACE"
Both Guy 1 and 2: *Incoherent yelling and Swearing*
Guy 3: "What are they arguing about?"
Guy 4: "Whether the Cat Human thing in a new anime is a guy or girl"
Guy 5: "A real Schrödinger's Argument, eh"
Guy 2: "NO IT'S A GUY YOU FUCKFACE"
Both Guy 1 and 2: *Incoherent yelling and Swearing*
Guy 3: "What are they arguing about?"
Guy 4: "Whether the Cat Human thing in a new anime is a guy or girl"
Guy 5: "A real Schrödinger's Argument, eh"
by N.A.R.B. Enthusiast November 27, 2021
verb
The process of a male human having intercourse with another male human, who has a fleshlight up his butthole so that it is gay and not gay at the same time.
The process of a male human having intercourse with another male human, who has a fleshlight up his butthole so that it is gay and not gay at the same time.
by Perseus1405 March 11, 2021
The process of a male human having intercourse with another male human, who has a fleshlight up his anal cavity making him gay and not gay at the same time
by Mr.Kainn March 11, 2021