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Shuffles deck, draws card 

Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of [cultural appropriation], but it can be about any random complaint.

The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.
Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!

Response: Those damn white people and their...

shuffles deck, draws card,

silverware and table manners.

Shuffles Gonzalez 

The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.
I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.

Schnaffle 

To consume in a beaver-like or mouse like manner
You schnaffled that sausage up quickly!
Schnaffle by alexander21 November 17, 2010

schnuffle luffle 

she says it is a willy=)

©Jasmine
-licky
-wherey?
-ya schnuffle luffle

Schmuffle Bag 

She kicked him in the schmuffle bag!
Schmuffle Bag by Notjeep November 30, 2011

Schnuffel 

1:To be completely spellbound by your soul mate 2: Extremely worship 3: Feel great affection 4: To love obsessively.
"Have you talked to Marq lately? That guy really Schnuffel's Laura. He's like, schnuffeling on her hardcore."
Schnuffel by Schatzy 25 February 3, 2010