Schnuffles

Someone who is a very cool person. She is very nice and a great person.

Person 1: Man, Schnuffles is really cool

Person 2: Yeah, I wish I could be like Schnuffles

by blueee<3 April 3, 2021

Shuffles deck, draws card

Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.

The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.

Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!

Response: Those damn white people and their...

shuffles deck, draws card,

silverware and table manners.

by MJM1985 April 4, 2020

Shuffles Gonzalez

The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.

I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.

by street whizard April 8, 2009

Schnaffle

To consume in a beaver-like or mouse like manner

You schnaffled that sausage up quickly!

by alexander21 November 17, 2010

schnuffle luffle

she says it is a willy=)

©Jasmine

-licky
-wherey?
-ya schnuffle luffle

by schnufflehead August 5, 2009

Schmuffle Bag

Ball Sack, Testicles, Beans.

She kicked him in the schmuffle bag!

by Notjeep November 30, 2011

Schnuffel

1:To be completely spellbound by your soul mate 2: Extremely worship 3: Feel great affection 4: To love obsessively.

"Have you talked to Marq lately? That guy really Schnuffel's Laura. He's like, schnuffeling on her hardcore."

by Schatzy 25 February 3, 2010