Schnfard

Schnfard - (the "N" is silent) Someone who hates opening acts at concerts, even if the opening act rocks hard.

if you go to a concert. say...an all american reject concert. and the opening acts to YOU rock ass, but to everyone else they suck. and someone screams at the opening act, say its......boys like girls. and they scream "BOOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE! YOU SUCK AT LIFE WE WANT THE REJECTS!" so, back to them, you can say:

"HEY! SHUT YOUR FACE! STOP BEING A SCHNFARD!"

Schnfard by Jim Ritter December 15, 2008

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schnard

a person who lacks and one or more of the following: athleticism, good looks, smarts, e de vez, good taste in music.

Naomi-"There is no such word as a scnhard"
Mike-"Yes there is, you are dumb. You may or may not be a schnard. Perhaps a schnardy-bomb bomb

schnard by Miguel Escargot May 3, 2009

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