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Schnapkins 

A Cross Defintion between The Phrase "Oh Snap" and Napkins. Usually Pertaining To A Situation Where "Oh Snap" Can Be Used, But "Oh Schnapkins" Makes It More Dramatic.
"Oh Schnapkins, Did You See Her Tittay's?"
Schnapkins by Slick Nik December 4, 2009
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schnappiness 

A euphoria brought on by the consumption of schnapps.
Her schnappiness emerged after downing five hot cocoas spiked liberally with peppermint schnapps.

"Kassidy's in pursuit of schnappiness."
schnappiness by fribbles December 9, 2008

schnapping 

Going shopping after drinking schnapps or any other alcohol beverage
"There is nothing to do."
"Wanna go schnapping at the walmart ?"
"Hellz yeah."
schnapping by mallory faye January 11, 2008

Schnacking 

It's when a girl pinches the tip of your dick so all the jizz all shoots at her face.
Honey, I love Schnacking
Schnacking by Batspiderman February 6, 2015

Schnapsis 

To explain the rough plot of a film to someones, whilst you're too intoxicated to do so accurately.
John tried to explain the plot of Rocky Horror Picture show to me, but he was so drunk, he gave the the schnapsis instead of the synopsis
Schnapsis by Smeeps August 31, 2022

Schnapping 

Aka. Pulling a Noah Schnapp

(Verb) (sh • nap • ing)
Apologizing about previous behavior that resulted in backlash causing monetary or otherwise capitalistic backlash (boycotting, etc.)
He’s just Schnapping, I know he doesn’t actually care about the people he’s hurt.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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