by Dray’s Dictionary February 17, 2019
An old lady who’s throat looks like a frog. She is so deaf you could literally chew talkis in her class. A Schmidt is someone who goes on and talks about a lesson and you wanna fall asleep in.
Did you see that Schmidt, she was our sub for science. The class was so boring because she was a Schmidt.
by Student 47 December 7, 2018
The act or process of holding in a giant crap or diarrhea while performing an activity or in a situation that places you far from a bathroom or any other place of relief.
by Hot and Spicy man October 2, 2011
When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The perpetrator then proceeds to have sex with her. Right before climax, the perpetrator proceeds to defecate on the ground and finish having sex with the woman.
by Reeta Poon February 8, 2008
by 37-77 January 3, 2011
(verb) To massively overreact to the truth, based on Google CEO Eric Schmidt's overreaction to CNET when they showed how much information Google could access by searching on his name. This male diva declared Google would not talk to CNET for a year.
by John Marshall August 31, 2005
verb: when a person takes a shit on a kitchen floor when they're drunk and has to clean it up.
noun: a piece of shit or a pile of shit on a kitchen floor.
noun: a piece of shit or a pile of shit on a kitchen floor.
verb: after Ear-gasm, that Chad kid took an enormous Schmidt on Jo's kitchen floor.
noun: that was one massive pile of Schmidt on the kitchen floor.
noun: that was one massive pile of Schmidt on the kitchen floor.
by sarlo sexy boy April 14, 2007