"Don't underestimate her, she's a Schmidt"
by kindofabigdeal2012 July 6, 2012
Definition: An occupational surname for "blacksmith" or "metalworker," from the German word "schmied." The German equivalent of the English surname SMITH.
Surname Origin: German
ALTERNATE Surname Spellings: SCHMID, SCHMITT, SCHMITZ
Surname Origin: German
ALTERNATE Surname Spellings: SCHMID, SCHMITT, SCHMITZ
That's so Schmidt.
by susan1992 December 13, 2010
a sweetness that knows no bounds. thoughtful, courteous and respectful. to qualify as a Schmidt one must be irresistably adorable.
by maureenkay August 5, 2008
An old lady who’s throat looks like a frog. She is so deaf you could literally chew talkis in her class. A Schmidt is someone who goes on and talks about a lesson and you wanna fall asleep in.
Did you see that Schmidt, she was our sub for science. The class was so boring because she was a Schmidt.
by Student 47 December 7, 2018
by Purple Wave December 13, 2006
The act or process of holding in a giant crap or diarrhea while performing an activity or in a situation that places you far from a bathroom or any other place of relief.
by Hot and Spicy man October 2, 2011
When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The perpetrator then proceeds to have sex with her. Right before climax, the perpetrator proceeds to defecate on the ground and finish having sex with the woman.
by Reeta Poon February 8, 2008