schlongy

Annoying, old, ubersite motherfucker who thinks that TigerLily, Circe, Val, Urbane and Munkeypants all want to be his toys.

One day he will realize he's too damn old

"that old man reminds me of shlongy. pitiful"

by Hands Rambone May 08, 2005

schlongy

God-like Uberuser. Second in command to some dork named bart. Voted "Uberite I'd most like to screw" in a top secret poll taken in 2004. Also spelled "Shlongy".

I love Shlongy. I also love Cheez-Its, Glen livet 18, Marlboro reds in the box, and sweet smelling vagina.

by Jacques Meoffe February 04, 2005

schlongy

Ubersite user that likes to suck schlong.

Schlongy likes to lick the big schlong.

by jeff holmes January 30, 2005

schlongis

yeah in other words...a penis u idiots

Will wishes he had a bigger sch-longis than John!!!!!

by Hitokiri Battousai October 09, 2003

schlongis

a big hairy genetle

my schlongis is much longer than johns!

by will October 02, 2003

Schlongie Kong

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.

Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!

by Pcott Setty May 02, 2008

schlongy

a long schlong , a really long schlong
but also a big coochie, a massive poosay
all in one🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

average unsigma person: your gender is whats in your pants
sigma person: so my gender is schlongy

by schlongyhaver6969 July 05, 2023