2 definitions by schlongyhaver6969

schlongy

a long schlong , a really long schlong
but also a big coochie, a massive poosay
all in one🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

average unsigma person: your gender is whats in your pants
sigma person: so my gender is schlongy

a womans thick plump bootay cheeks and and her crocodile poosay all in one word 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

person 1: hey person 2 your really hot
person 2: oh thanks wanna see my boochechie??
person 1: HELL YES??